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Tulsi Gabbard Was Asked to Sing at a Talent Show as a Joke, But His Performance Earns A Standing

Tulsi, however, didn’t flinch. In fact, something flickered in her eyes. the kind of expression that had once preceded her casually eviscerating a defense contractor in congressional hearings. It wasn’t anger, it was strategy. Then the smile came. Not the bland public relations grin familiar from sound bites and stump speeches.

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This was different, broader, more human, dangerous in the way only calm confidence can be. You know what? She said, folding her arms with slow, deliberate ease. You’re absolutely right. It takes guts to get up in front of people, risk embarrassment, and do something unexpected. And since you’re so passionate about authenticity, she paused, letting the silence hang just long enough. I accept.

The auditorium exploded. Not in metaphor. In reality, backpacks were flung. Phones came out like weapons. Someone actually screamed. Principal Aana looked like he was mentally calculating which local news stations would ruin his weekend. Kai felt his spine disintegrate. Tulsi, meanwhile, calmly handed the microphone back like she’d just agreed to chaperon a bake sale, not go to war with adolescent cynicism.

She made her way down the aisle, flanked by a rising wave of whispers and disbelief until she stopped right beside Kai. She leaned down and said with a glint in her eye, “Looks like I’ll be sticking around a few extra days. Tell your mom he’ll bring the poke.” Kai blinked. That was it. No debate, no consultation, just total tactical ambush in Birkenstocks.

As Tulsi made her exit, Jordan couldn’t resist the final jab. “You better rehearse, Miss Gabbard. The talent shows on Friday.” The bell rang 10 minutes later, but no one moved like they normally did. Instead, Kai found himself enveloped by a tidal wave of classmates, all suddenly very invested in his life. Is she actually doing it? Can she dance hoola or something? Wait, is she going to bring like a guitar or a drone? Can you get her to follow me back on threads? Kai shoved his way through the hallway with the urgent energy of a man

sprinting from a press conference gone wrong. Just as he reached the exit, a hand landed on his shoulder. Jordan, surrounded as always by his loyal band of backup dancers masquerading as friends. “Hey,” Jordan said with that two polished smile. “Your aunt’s got guts. We’ll give her that. But you might want to let her know.

My dad’s calling in a favor. Reporter from Channel 9 is going to be there.” He leaned in, voice syrupy with fake concern. Would be kind of tragic if she flamed out on camera. Kai didn’t answer, not because he had nothing to say, but because somewhere deep inside, a seed of dread had just bloomed into full-blown existential crisis.

And Friday, Friday was no longer a date. It was a countdown. Be a shame if the mighty Tulsi Gabbard humiliated herself in front of a live audience, Jordan Kim said, delivering the line like a discount pundit auditioning for Junior Fox News. Kai yanked his shoulder free, his jaw tightening with all the might a 12-year-old could muster without crying or punching something.

“She won’t embarrass herself,” he said through clenched teeth. Oh. Jordan cocked an eyebrow. The kind of expression usually reserved for hedge fund managers who just found out their yacht had a scratch. And what exactly is her talent? Reading foreign policy white papers, delivering 5-minute monologues on moral injury and drone warfare.

Or maybe Shell do a live dramatic reading of the Constitution in the original Helvetica. Laughter erupted from Jordan’s entourage. Those interchangeable boys who always seem to orbit him like lesser moons, their personalities defined by matching haircuts and misplaced bravado. Kai’s fists curled, his throat tightening, wrote.

“You don’t know anything about her,” he managed, voice low but trembling with fury. Jordan stepped in closer, his smile sharpening into something smug enough to be federally regulated. “Funny, you don’t sound so sure either.” Before Kai could respond and potentially end up on lunch detention watch list, Rohan appeared at his side.

A perfectly timed deosex sixth grader. Bus is leaving. Kai, come on. Without a word, Kai turned and followed, letting Rohan act as both escape hatch and emotional life preserver. They slipped onto the bus just as the doors hissed shut behind them. The noise outside fading into the warm hum of engine and childhood dread. Rohan plopped into the back seat and grinned. Dude, your aunt is awesome.

Like fullon rebel mode. I can’t believe she’s actually doing the show. What do you think she’s going to do? Please tell me it involves a sword. I don’t know, Kai muttered, eyes distant. And that was the problem. He really didn’t. The bus groaned to a halt 20 minutes later, letting Kai off just in time to see a familiar sight parked in their driveway.

Tulsi’s hybrid SUV, sleek, matte gray, and entirely too calm for the chaos it was about to usher in. He dragged his feet up the front steps like a man walking into a press conference he never scheduled. Inside, he found his mother, Noani, seated at the kitchen table, casually sipping tea with Tulsi like the last 30 minutes hadn’t set Kai’s world on fire.

They both looked up as he entered. Well, look who it is, Tulsi said, raising her mug in salute. The reason I’m debuting at a middle school talent show instead of testifying before Congress. Nolani chuckled. I still can’t believe you agreed to this. You do realize kids are way more brutal than any TV anchor, right? That’s why I said yes, Tulsi replied, unfazed, taking another sip.

Public scrutiny builds character, especially when it comes from 12-year-olds who still think farts are comedy gold. Kai dropped his backpack with a thunk, crossing his arms. This isn’t funny. His mom and aunt exchanged the kind of look adults always do when they sense a storm coming from someone under 5t tall. Kai, Nolani said gently.

What’s going on? I thought you’d be proud. Proud? Kai blurted, his voice rising. Of what? watching her get roasted in front of the whole school. Jordan set this up so she’d crash and burn. That’s the joke. She bombs and everyone laughs at her and me. He paused, breath shaky. They’re already planning to film it.

Tulsi set her mug down slowly. There was no fire in her expression, no rage, just that eerie calm she’d mastered over the years, the kind of calm that made lobbyists shift in their seats. and Kai for the first time began to realize she wasn’t backing out. Tulsi leaned forward slowly, the smile now long gone. Her expression, while still calm, carried the weight of someone who’d been underestimated one too many times on national television.

“So that’s it?” she asked, voice low and clear. “You’re afraid I’ll humiliate you?” Kai didn’t answer. His gaze had dropped to the kitchen floor tiles, suddenly fascinating. He shrugged, which in pre-teen language was code for yes. And also, please don’t make me say it out loud. You don’t understand, he mumbled.

Jordan already makes school a nightmare, and now his dad’s calling in a news crew. They want you to bomb. On camera, noises brow furrowed. Wait, what? A reporter? It’s a setup, Kai added, voice finally breaking through his frustration. They want to laugh at you and me like it’s one big performance to fail in public. Tulsi didn’t flinch.

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