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He Told Ozzy Osbourne “You Can’t Afford This Signed Record” — But The Signature Was Ozzy’s Own

November 14th, 2019, 3:47 p.m. Morrison’s rare collectibles tucked away on a street in Los Angeles’s Fairfax District that tourists would never find. That day, 71-year-old Harold Morrison sat behind the counter, calculating the value of an old record. Then the door chime rang, and the man who walked in was about to change Harold’s life forever.

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But Harold didn’t know that yet. In fact, he thought quite the opposite. The man who entered had long brown hair falling to his shoulders, round black glasses covering half his face. His walk was slightly unsteady. Harold interpreted this as drunkenness. The man began moving slowly through the shop, browsing the dusty shelves, muttering something to himself now and then.

With over 40 years of antique dealing experience, Harold could categorize customers within seconds. collector, tourist, or just someone killing time. This man fell into the third category. Harold Morrison was no ordinary antique dealer. When he opened this shop in 1978, rock and roll memorabilia wasn’t even considered antique yet.

But Harold had seen the future. Beatles signatures, Hrix’s broken guitars, Woodstock posters. He’d collected them all over the years, watching their values multiply. Now his shop was like a silent museum. Walls covered with framed posters, display cases filled with rare records and signed photographs. His customers were no longer ordinary people, but millionaire collectors and museum curators.

Harold was careful to maintain this status. Oussie Osborne hadn’t actually planned to leave the house that day. Sharon had gone to New York for a charity event. The kids were busy with their own lives. The 70-year-old rock legend had been sitting alone in his Beverly Hills mansion watching television, but he’d seen some old Black Sabbath records in a documentary, and suddenly felt a longing swell inside him.

He wanted to collect the original pressings of his own music, not just to own them, but for that strange nostalgic feeling he got whenever he touched those records. Without asking Sharon, he’d called his driver and said, “Find me a place that sells records.” The driver brought him to Fairfax and dropped him in front of Morrison’s rare collectibles.

As Ozie walked through the door, he hoped not to be recognized. Sometimes people didn’t recognize him, especially with his glasses and casual clothes. He liked that. Being famous was exhausting. Sometimes he just wanted to walk around like an ordinary man. But today that wish would come true in an unexpected way. Harold watched the stranger move towards the record shelves.

The man was shuffling through the racks with his hands. This irritated Harold. “Can I help you?” he called out, his voice carrying more warning than courtesy. The man turned and spoke in that strange accent of his. “Yeah, mate. I’m looking for old records, you know, rock, heavy metal, and that.” Harold raised his eyebrows. The man was English, but his speech was odd.

Words coming out slow and slurred, long pauses between sentences. Harold rose from behind the counter and walked toward the stranger. Yes, we have rock records, but I should mention that the collection here is quite exclusive. The prices reflect that. This was Harold’s polite way of saying expensive, probably beyond your budget.

” The man nodded, seemingly oblivious to what Harold was implying. Harold guided him to the cheapest corner of the display case, the section with records priced at $150, $200. “There are some nice pieces here,” he said, actually showing the most ordinary items in the shop. The man leaned toward the case, adjusted his glasses, and looked at the records.

Then he lifted his head, and asked with a peculiar expression, “You got any Black Sabbath?” Paranoid album first pressing. Harold nearly laughed. The 1970 original UK pressing of Paranoid was worth $15,000. What was this man thinking? We do, Harold said, a hint of mockery creeping into his voice. But that record is one of the most valuable pieces in our collection. $15,000.

Harold expected the man to look shocked, maybe apologize, and back away, but the man just nodded. $15,000? Hm. Can I see it? Harold paused for a moment. This man couldn’t be serious, but still Harold was a salesman. Of course, he said, and walked to the special section behind the register.

As he retrieved the record, Harold studied the stranger. The man’s hands were trembling. Parkinson’s maybe, or just old age. His face was tired, dark circles under his eyes. But something caught Harold’s attention. On the fingers of the man’s left hand were faded but still legible tattoos. Oz zz Y. Harold registered this detail but couldn’t make sense of it.

Maybe he was a member of some biker gang or just a stupid decision from his youth. He placed the record on the counter and removed it from its protective sleeve. 1970 Vertigo label UK pressing. Mint condition. Extremely rare. The man looked at the record. a strange expression spreading across his face like he’d just encountered an old friend.

His fingers touched the cover gently. Harold tensed. He hated when customers touched valuable pieces. “Please be careful,” he said. The man smiled. “Don’t worry, mate. I won’t hurt this record.” Just then, the door chime rang again. One of Harold’s regular customers walked in. Mrs. Witmore, 75 years old, widow of a former record label executive.

She came by every month, looked at the pieces in the display cases, rarely bought anything. “Harold, darling,” the old woman called out. Then she noticed the stranger at the counter. Her eyes narrowed for a moment, as if trying to remember something, but then she shrugged and walked to the other side of the display case.

Ozie noticed the woman’s glance, but paid it no mind. He turned back to the record. “This is a beautiful piece,” he said slowly. But you know, I bought this when it first came out in Birmingham 1970. Not 15,000, about £150 or something. Harold laughed impatiently. Everyone tells stories like that. Last week, someone claimed they had drinks with Hrix.

Ozie raised his eyebrows, but didn’t respond. His eyes drifted to the shop’s walls, examining the framed posters. Then he stopped at one. On the wall behind glass hung an old concert poster, Black Sabbath, European tour 1971. And in the corner of the poster were four signatures. Giza Butler, Tony Iomi, Bill Ward, and Ozie Osborne.

As Oussie looked at the poster, time seemed to stand still for a moment. 1971, nearly 50 years ago. During that tour, he’d only been 23. The world stretching out before him like an endless road. He and Tony were constantly fighting back then about everything, the music, money, girls. But on stage, on stage, everything was perfect.

Looking at that poster, he remembered his old bandmates faces, Giza’s corner of the tour bus where he’d read his philosophy books, Bill’s insane drum solos, Tony’s annoying self-confidence, always thinking he was right. And himself, young wild Aussie, believing anything was possible. This poster, he said slowly, his voice trembling slightly.

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