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The Realtor Almost Laughed When Ozzy Osbourne Wanted The Mansion – But He Offered Cash

October 15th, 2019, 10:47 a.m. The real estate agent had to hold herself back from bursting into laughter when she heard that the man in front of her had come to buy a $45 million mansion. The man appeared to be in his late 60s, wearing a faded black t-shirt, ripped jeans, and an old pair of sneakers. Most importantly, he had no lawyer with him, no financial adviser, no serious entourage that should accompany such purchases.

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In her 20 years as a real estate agent, the woman had seen all kinds of people. But this was the first time she had encountered someone so out of place. That’s exactly why, on that warm Malibu morning, she was about to make the biggest mistake of her life, because that man was Oussie Osborne, one of the greatest names in rock history.

The Westbrook Premier Realy Office on Pacific Coast Highway gleamed under the California sun. The modern glass fronted building whispered to everyone who entered that this was not a place for ordinary clients. The mansion photographs hanging on the walls each looked like they had jumped out of a Hollywood movie.

Tropical fish swam silently in the giant aquarium in the center of the salon, while the air conditioning system kept the temperature at exactly 68° F. The young woman at reception checked the appointment list on her iPad. Caroline Weston had a meeting at 11:00, but who this meeting was with remained unclear. Only a first name had been given.

John, not even a last name. Caroline Weston was one of Malibu’s most successful luxury real estate consultants. 45 years old, always with flawless makeup, she walked around the office in Chanel suits and Louis Vuitton heels. In the last five years, she had made over $200 million in total sales, appeared on magazine covers, and commented on the real estate market on CNN.

Her client portfolio included tech billionaires, hedge fund managers, and at least two Oscar-winning actors. For Caroline, the phrase time is money wasn’t just a cliche. It was a life philosophy. Every minute was planned. Every meeting was an investment. That’s why she frowned when the receptionist told her that a client named only John with an unknown last name had arrived.

But she maintained her professionalism and walked to the lobby. When she saw the man sitting in the lobby chair, an alarm went off inside Caroline’s head. He had his legs crossed, flipping through a magazine in his hands, but he wasn’t looking at it. His eyes had drifted far away, as if he were wandering in another world.

When Caroline approached, the man raised his head and smiled slightly. It was a strange smile, neither shy nor confident. It was just there, like the man himself. Caroline extended her hand and introduced herself. The man stood up, and as he shook her hand, the first thing that caught Caroline’s attention were the silver rings on his fingers, then the cross necklace around his neck.

This man is either a very wealthy eccentric or someone who came to the wrong address, Caroline thought. When the man began to speak, his voice was raspy with a British accent. A Birmingham accent, Caroline noticed immediately because she had studied in England for a semester during her university years.

The man said he had found this place through a friend’s recommendation and was looking for a house with an ocean view in Malibu. Caroline began asking her standard questions. What’s your budget? How many square feet are you thinking? How many bedrooms do you want? The man shrugged. Budget doesn’t matter, he said. Just somewhere nice.

Something Sharon will like too. Caroline didn’t ask who Sharon was, assuming she was probably the man’s wife or girlfriend, but the phrase budget doesn’t matter unsettled her. People who said this sentence generally fell into two categories. those who really had no money at all and those who really had a lot of money.

She couldn’t yet determine which category this man belonged to. Caroline walked to the digital map on her office wall and pointed to a few properties. We have an 8 million option here, she said. In the point doom area, three bedrooms with a pool could be an ideal choice to start with. The man shook his head. I’m looking for something bigger, he said.

ocean view, maybe on the edge of a cliff or something. Caroline’s patience was starting to wear thin, but she maintained her professionalism. “Well,” she said in a cold tone, “we have a $45 million property at Cliffside Terrace, 12 bedrooms, private beach access, helipad, but to be honest, we have a serious financial verification process for properties like this.

” The man smiled with that strange indifferent smile of his. Okay, he said. Shall we go have a look? Caroline paused for a moment. This man couldn’t be serious. Judging by his clothes, he looked like a retired music playing in a garage band, not someone who would buy a $45 million mansion. But in her 20 years of experience, Caroline had learned one rule. Never judge a book by its cover.

Maybe this man was a retired billionaire from the tech sector. Maybe a crypto millionaire. Who knows? Still, a voice inside her said she was wasting her time. “Okay,” she said finally. “But first, we’ll need to complete some paperwork. We must do a verification regarding your financial situation.” The man pulled out an old wallet from his pocket.

Caroline noticed that the edges of the wallet were worn. “What kind of verification?” the man asked. Caroline handed him a paper. bank statements, investment portfolio, credit history, standard procedure. The man looked at the paper, then at Caroline. If I give you a phone number, couldn’t you just call my bank? He said there was no anger or defensiveness in his voice.

Just a sincere offer, Caroline sighed. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple, she said. We need to make sure our clients are serious buyers. Our time is very valuable. The man nodded as if he understood. “Okay,” he said. “Then can we at least go look at it from outside? If I like the house, we’ll sort out all this paperwork.

” Caroline glanced at her watch. Her schedule for the day was full, but she wanted to get rid of this man as soon as possible. Maybe once he saw the house, he’d get intimidated and give up on his own. “Fine,” she said, “but we only have 30 minutes.” The man stood up and thanked her. As Caroline walked toward her car, she heard the footsteps following behind her.

Was this man really going to look at a $45 million house? This day was getting stranger and stranger. Caroline’s white Range Rover cruised along Pacific Coast Highway. To the left, the Pacific Ocean stretched out like a blue blanket, while to the right, Malibu’s famous cliffs rose up. The man sat quietly in the passenger seat, looking out the window.

Caroline glanced at him through the rear view mirror. He looked lost in thought, as if this wasn’t the first time he was seeing this view. Have you been to Malibu before? Caroline asked, trying to start a conversation. The man turned his head. Yes, he said. We had a house around here a long time ago, but then we moved. Caroline raised her eyebrows.

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