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“Don’t Taste My Food,” She Warned — One Bite Left the Mountain Man Speechless

She was very tired of the safe thing. She reached out and picked up her knife from the board she’d carried forward with the bowl. She turned it in her hand once, then she set it down on the judging table, not gently, not aggressively, but with a deliberate weight, a solid sound, a full stop.

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“If my size offends you, sir,” she said, “then don’t taste my food.” The crowd went quiet. Not the gradual dying down of murmuring, but an actual sudden silence, the kind that happens when something unexpected occurs and everyone collectively holds their breath. Gideon Crow went still. He looked at her for a long moment. There was something happening behind his eyes.

She couldn’t read all of it, but she could read some of it. Surprise, recalculation. A quick assessment of the situation he had created and the woman who had just responded to it in a way he had clearly not anticipated. The railroad manager, standing slightly to his right, looked uncomfortable. “Well,” said Crowe, after a pause that felt much longer than it probably was.

His voice was different now, “More careful.” “That remains to be seen.” He picked up the spoon. He tasted the stew. He did not say anything immediately. He took a second taste, smaller, and held it. His expression did not become warm. That was not a thing this man’s face appeared to do easily.

But something in it changed. The set of his jaw shifted. He looked down at the bowl, then back at her. He set the spoon down. “Where did you learn to cook?” he asked. His voice was quieter than before. “My mother’s kitchen,” she said. “Then 20 years of feeding whoever walked through the door.” He nodded almost to himself.

He looked at the bowl again. Then he looked at the railroad manager who was watching with an expression of cautious interest. Crow did not say anything else to her at that stage of the judging. He moved on to the remaining competitors, tasted their food, made his observations. Clementine packed up her station, and waited.

The deliberation took 40 minutes. Crow sat at the judging table with the railroad manager and two other men she didn’t recognize and spoke in low voices while the crowd speculated and the competitors stood around in various configurations of hope and anxiety. Clementine stood by herself near the edge of the awning, watching the creek run over the rocks at the bottom of the slope.

It was cold enough now that her breath showed. The clouds from the west had moved in closer. She thought about her cooked tent and the pot of biscuit dough she had left sitting back there which she would need to deal with before it overproofed whether she won this thing or not. Life did not pause for dramatic moments. Vera Tubs appeared at her elbow.

He’s been looking over here twice. Ver said quietly. Who has? Crow the judge. Clementine didn’t look. All right. That’s probably a good sign. or he’s deciding how to phrase his objection to giving the prize to a woman. Ver was quiet for a moment. Is that what you think will happen? I think I made the best food on that table, Clementine said.

Whether that’s what determines the outcome is a different question. She believed both things simultaneously. That her food deserved to win and that deserving something had never been in her experience a reliable guarantee of receiving it. Boltz Crow stood up from the table. He walked to the front of the space and waited while the crowd settled.

He had a piece of paper in his hand that she presumed contained his notes. “I have judged this competition on the basis of taste, consistency, and fitness for purpose,” he said in the voice of a man accustomed to rooms going quiet when he spoke. “The winning entry must demonstrate not merely competence, but genuine quality, the ability to produce food that sustains and satisfies under demanding conditions.

” Six competitors presented dishes today. Most demonstrated adequate skill. One demonstrated something beyond that. He paused. The prize goes to Clementine Hail. The crowd’s reaction was not what she would have called enthusiastic. There was applause, real applause, not mocking, from a portion of the people present, including, she noticed, the railroad workers who had come down from the survey camp.

There was also a general stirring of surprise, and she heard at least two separate conversations beginning around her that had the quality of people who had just had an expectation violated. The other competitors received the news with varying degrees of grace. The chuck wagon cook gave her a nod that seemed genuine.

The man with the roast looked at the ground. The baker who had made the venison pie looked at her and then looked away. She walked forward to receive the official documentation of the contract award. Crow handed it to her without ceremony. Up close, he was older than she’d thought. Mid-50s, she’d say, with lines around his eyes that suggested either a great deal of time outdoors or a great deal of difficult thinking, possibly both.

You should know, he said quietly, that this was not a close decision. She looked at him. All right. The stew was it was quite good. He said it like a man who was accustomed to being careful with praise and found the exercise slightly uncomfortable. The balance of the broth, the point at which the vegetables were cooked, the seasoning, he paused.

You’ve been doing this for a long time, 20 years, she said. Yes. He was quiet for a moment, looking at the paper in her hands. Then he said, “I’d like to speak with you this afternoon, if you’re willing, about a business matter.” She looked at him. What kind of business matter? I have a project, he said, in the mountains. I think you may be the right person for part of it.

I won’t waste your time explaining it in the middle of a crowd. He glanced around at the people still milling about, some of whom were drifting close enough to hear. The saloon 3:00. She thought about it for a moment. Not long. She was not a woman who needed a great deal of time to decide whether a thing was worth her attention. I’ll be there, she said.

She went back to her cook tent, dealt with the biscuit dough, put the beans on for the evening, and thought about Gideon Crow for approximately 3 minutes before deciding she didn’t have enough information to think about him productively, and returned her attention to the work in front of her. At a/4 to 3, she washed her hands and face in the cold water from the creek, put on the clean shirt she kept for occasions that warranted it, and walked to the saloon.

It was quiet at that hour. A few men at the bar, a card game in the back corner that looked low stakes and half-hearted. Crow was already there at a table near the window with a glass of something that wasn’t whiskey in front of him and a leather satchel on the chair beside him. She sat down across from him.

A boy came and she asked for coffee, which he brought quickly and which was, as she expected, terrible. She drank it anyway. I’ll get to it, Crow said. Please, she said. He opened the satchel and pulled out a folded map which he spread on the table between them. It showed a section of the territory she recognized.

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