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They Bought 63 Blind Ducks — Everyone Laughed Until the Beetles Came

Wesley was quiet a long moment. He could feel the shape of the idea, the way you feel the grain in a board before the saw confirms it. But he could also feel the laughter waiting at the fence line. The whole valley will think we’ve lost our minds, he said. The whole valley thought we’d lost our minds buying this place. That’s not comfort, Junie.

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No, she admitted and reached across the table to put her hand over his. But if those eggs hatch and we’ve done nothing, we lose the crop. We lose the year, maybe the farm. I’d rather look foolish and keep the farm than look sensible and lose it. She held his eyes, 63 ducks, almost free.

If I’m wrong, we’ve spent next to nothing. If I’m right, we save everything. Wesley looked at the leaf a long time. Then he looked at his wife. All right, he said. They went the next morning, the wagon rattling out to the failed farm at the valley’s edge. The ducks were worse than the notice had let on, dull-feathered, clumsy, bumping into fence posts, tilting their heads at sounds they could not place.

The man selling them would barely meet their eyes, ashamed of the sorry lot. Wesley counted out the small handful of coins. They loaded the birds into slatted crates, 63 of them murmuring and shuffling, and drove home with the strangest cargo the valley had seen. By the time they turned up their own lane, two neighbors had already spotted the load and stopped to stare.

Junie lifted her chin and did not explain. The thing was begun now. There was no road back to before. It was Junie’s father who’d given her the way of seeing that made all this possible, though he’d been gone 3 years now. He had kept bees and he used to set her on his knee and say that most folks looked at the world to be done with looking.

A glance, a name, move on. But you, he’d tell her, you look to find something. He taught her that the answer to a hard problem was almost always sitting in plain view, ignored because it was humble or homely or strange. She thought of him often that spring, turning leaves over in her hands the way he once had.

The first job was to build a world a blind duck could succeed in. Junie had thought it through in the dark for 2 nights running. And now she walked the potato field with Wesley, laying it out. The trouble with the ducks, she explained, was not that they were useless. It was that they were useless when left to wander.

A blind bird in an open field was a lost bird. But a blind bird in a narrow space, where everything it needed was within a step or two of its bill, was a different creature entirely. It would work that narrow space all day, snapping at whatever stirred, because it had nowhere else to go and nothing else to do.

So we don’t let them have the whole field, she said. We give them lanes, one between every couple of rows, just wide enough for a duck and walled so they can’t drift. Wesley saw it at once, the carpenter in him already measuring. They had no money for lumber, but a farm accumulates discards the way a creek gathers driftwood and they put all of it to use.

There were scrap boards behind the barn, gray and warped, but sound enough laid on edge. There was a stand of willow down by the creek and Wesley cut armloads of the long supple withes while Junie wove them into low fences the way her father had once shown her to weave a hive skep. There were old barrel hoops rusting in a pile, and these they worked into the bends and corners, bending the willow around them to hold a shape.

It was slow work, and it filled the better part of two weeks. They rose before light and worked until they could no longer see, and the field slowly filled with a strange architecture, shallow lanes running the length of the rows, knee-high walls of board and woven willow. The whole thing looking less like a farm than like some patient child’s enormous game laid out in the dirt.

The lanes were narrow enough that a duck set down in one could not turn around easily and could not climb out at all. It could only walk forward, nose to the ground, through a corridor that ran directly along the base of the potato plants, exactly where the beetle eggs were laid, exactly where the young beetles would crawl when they hatched.

Junie added refinements as they went. At intervals, she sank shallow pans of water into the lanes, dug level with the ground, so the ducks could drink and rinse their bills without straying to the creek. She angled the lanes so they all drained the same way after rain. She left gaps at the ends, closed with little gates of hoop and willow, so the birds could be moved from lane to lane or let out to the pen at night.

When the lanes were ready, they brought the ducks. This was the part Junie had worried over most, and the first hour nearly broke her nerve. The birds, set loose into the lanes, did exactly what she had feared, bumped the walls, sat down in confusion, complained loudly. A few pressed their breasts to the willow and pushed as though they might walk through it.

Wesley watched with his arms folded and said nothing, which was his way of not saying I told you so. But Junie had spent her childhood watching creatures learn, and she knew the difference between a thing that cannot be done and a thing that merely takes time. She walked the lanes slowly, scattering a little grain ahead of each bird, drawing it forward.

A duck that cannot see far still has a fine nose and quick ears, and these ducks, once they understood that good things lay just ahead at ground level, began to move. One by one they put their bills down and started forward, snuffling along the dirt, and the snuffling was the whole point. By the end of the first day, the ducks had stopped fighting the walls.

By the the end of the third, they had learned the lanes so thoroughly that they walked them like familiar halls, turning at the gates, finding the water pans, settling at dusk where Wesley funneled them into the pen. They could not see the world, but they had learned this small one entirely, and within it they were not clumsy at all. They were sure.

Junie stood at the field’s edge that third evening and watched 63 half-blind ducks moving steadily up and down the lanes, bills to the earth, working the very ground where the trouble would come. It looked absurd. It looked, she would admit, completely ridiculous. But it also looked to her eye exactly like a machine that had just switched on and found to run.

The laughter started before the beetles did. The first to see it was a neighbor named Hollis who farmed the next place over and was not a mean man, but could not keep a joke to himself. He rode past the car field on his way to town, slowed, stopped, and sat his horse at the fence for a full 5 minutes with his mouth open.

Then he rode on to the feed store and told everyone, and by the next day the car field had visitors. They came in twos and threes, leaning on the willow fence, watching the ducks waddle their lanes. The sight was undeniably comic. Dozens of dull, clumsy birds shuffling slowly down narrow corridors, heads bobbing, occasionally walking bill first into a wall and sitting down hard.

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