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Carson Spent 3 years Preparing to Corner Keith Richards—Put his Notes Down After the First Question

Carson Spent 3 years Preparing to Corner Keith Richards—Put his Notes Down After the First Question

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The longest Tonight Show in the program’s history aired on November 14th, 1981. It ran for 2 hours and 14 minutes, 1 hour and 34 minutes longer than the standard format. NBC’s scheduling team had to move three programs to accommodate it. Johnny Carson’s producers have never explained publicly why the interview ran that long.

Johnny Carson never discussed it in any interview. Keith Richards has mentioned it exactly once in a private conversation in 1994 and said only this, “Carson came prepared to end the conversation. Keith Richards came prepared to begin one. The difference between those two things is 2 hours and 14 minutes.” To understand what happened on The Tonight Show on November 14th, 1981, you have to understand what happened on The Tonight Show on October 4th, 1978.

The 1978 broadcast was the evening Johnny Carson made a joke about Keith Richards in his opening monologue, suggesting that the only mystery greater than the Rolling Stones success was how a guitarist who played three chords had built a 16-year career. Keith Richards heard the joke from backstage, asked the stage manager for a guitar, and walked out through the curtain carrying it.

Keith Richards played for 3 minutes and 40 seconds. Johnny Carson looked at Keith Richards when the playing stopped and said, in front of the studio audience and the 5 million people watching at home, three words he had never said to a guest in 16 years of broadcasting, “I owe you an apology.” The 1978 broadcast had consequences that extended beyond the evening itself.

The Tonight Show received an extraordinary volume of listener response. The broadcast entered the memory of everyone who had watched it as one of the most unexpected and most genuinely moving pieces of television they had seen. And Johnny Carson, who had spent 16 years building a reputation as the most prepared man in television, the host who was never surprised, the interviewer who always controlled the room, had been surprised in public by Keith Richards, and had acknowledged it in the most public way available. Johnny Carson did

not enjoy being surprised. This was well known to everyone who worked with Carson across his 23-year tenure as host of The Tonight Show. Carson had built his reputation on a specific kind of mastery, the mastery of a man who walked into every broadcast having considered every possible direction the conversation might go, and having prepared a response for each direction.

Carson’s note cards were famous in the industry, not for what was written on them, but for what their existence represented, the systematic refusal to be caught without an answer, the professional commitment to never being the least prepared person at his own desk. Carson’s preparation was legendary.

The note cards, the research files, the systematic process of constructing questions that anticipated every possible answer, and prepared follow-up responses for each one. Carson’s control of The Tonight Show desk was the product of two decades of disciplined preparation, and that control was the thing Carson valued most about the work.

The 1978 encounter with Keith Richards had temporarily disrupted that control. The disruption had been witnessed by 5 million people. The apology had been witnessed by 5 million people. Johnny Carson spent the following 3 years ensuring the disruption would not be repeated. The preparation that went into Carson’s second interview with Keith Richards was, by the accounts of The Tonight Show researchers who conducted it, the most intensive research process they had undertaken for any single guest in the program’s history. Two researchers spent

two full weeks building a profile of Keith Richards, not the biographical facts that were publicly available, but the specific angles, the contradictions, the areas where Keith Richards’ public statements could be challenged or complicated by other public statements. Carson wanted questions that would produce the specific discomfort that the 1978 encounter had failed to produce, questions that would corner Keith Richards rather than open him up, that would put Keith Richards on the defensive in the way that a

well-constructed question puts a person on the defensive before they realize what is happening. Carson had 17 specific questions on his card when Keith Richards walked onto the Tonight Show stage on the evening of November 14th, 1981. Carson was, by the assessments of everyone on the production team that evening, in the best prepared state they had ever seen him enter an interview.

The 17 questions had been refined through three rounds of revision. Carson had practiced the delivery of each one. The questions were designed to close off Keith Richards options, to create the kind of conversational situation where the only available responses either confirmed Carson’s premise or put Keith Richards in the position of defending himself.

Keith Richards walked onto the stage at 10:41 in the evening and sat down in the guest chair across from Johnny Carson. Keith Richards was 37 years old. Keith Richards had been doing interviews since 1963, 18 years of sitting across from journalists and broadcasters and television hosts, 18 years of questions designed to produce a specific kind of answer, 18 years of learning the difference between the question being asked and the question behind the question.

Keith Richards had been doing difficult interviews since at least 1967, when the combination of drug arrests and counterculture association and the specific kind of music the Rolling Stones were making had made Keith Richards a figure that the institutional press genuinely did not know how to approach and generally approached by trying to destabilize.

Keith Richards had been destabilized in very few of those interviews. Keith Richards had developed across 14 years of hostile press and industry politics and legal proceedings and the specific institutional skepticism that follows a band that has been difficult for as long as the Rolling Stones have been difficult.

The specific equanimity of a man who has heard most of what can be said about him and has learned to distinguish between the questions that are worth engaging with and the questions that are not. Keith Richards did not require note cards. Keith Richards had been preparing for this interview since 1963. Carson opened with a pleasantry, as Carson always opened, and Keith Richards responded as expected, as guests always responded. The studio audience was warm.

The atmosphere was the standard atmosphere of a Tonight Show that was beginning in the standard way. Carson’s production team, watching from the booth, allowed themselves the specific relaxation of professionals who believe a situation is under control. Then Carson asked his first prepared question.

The question was constructed, as all 17 questions had been constructed, to produce a specific kind of defensiveness, to invite Keith Richards to justify something that Carson had framed as requiring justification. It was a question about Keith Richards’s history with the law, framed in the specific way that questions about a person’s history with the law are framed when the intention is to establish that history as a permanent stain rather than a past event.

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