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Guitar Instructor Said “Prove You Know Open Tuning” to a Stranger — It Was KEITH RICHARDS’ Own Style

Guitar Instructor Said “Prove You Know Open Tuning” to a Stranger — It Was KEITH RICHARDS’ Own Style

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Keith Richards had been sitting quietly in the back of the room for nearly an hour when the instructor pointed at him. “You’ve been watching long enough,” the professor said, holding the guitar out across the room. “Show us what you know.” 22 students turned to look at the man in the worn black jacket, the dark bandana, and the rings on every finger.

Not one of them recognized Keith Richards. The instructor certainly didn’t. That was the problem. It was a Tuesday morning in February 2017. Hollywood Boulevard was already moving when Keith Richards parked three blocks from the Musicians Institute and walked to the entrance carrying nothing except the habits of someone who had spent 60 years paying very close attention to whatever room he found himself in.

Keith Richards had not come to be seen. Keith Richards had come because a session guitarist he trusted, a friend who occasionally taught at the institute, had called the week before and said there was a visiting instructor running a technique series that Keith Richards might find interesting. Not flattering. Interesting.

Keith Richards had found that an unusual enough framing to make the drive from Bel Air on a Tuesday morning. The room was on the second floor. White walls, a whiteboard covered in chord diagrams and modal scales written in blue marker. 22 folding chairs in loose rows, a guitar amplifier humming softly at the front, and two more along the left wall.

Keith Richards came in while the class was already well underway, slipped quietly into a chair at the very back without disrupting anything, and settled in. The instructor’s name was Ryan Caldwell, 29 years old. Ryan Caldwell had graduated from Berklee College of Music four years earlier with a degree in guitar performance and an academic record that had been, by any honest measure, excellent.

Theory, ear training, composition, technique, all of it well above the standard. He had been the kind of student that instructors mention when talking about other students. The benchmark used casually and often. Ryan Caldwell had come to Los Angeles the year after graduation, the way a certain kind of serious musician arrives in Los Angeles, with a specific plan and the particular confidence that develops when people in a position to know have told you repeatedly that the plan is both reasonable and achievable.

Two years of session work had followed, the kind that paid adequately and demonstrated genuine competence. Ryan Caldwell was good. Ryan Caldwell was genuinely better than most of the people he encountered in professional rooms, but the distance between good and extraordinary is not always visible from the inside, and Ryan Caldwell was still at the age when that distance has not yet fully revealed itself.

He was teaching this technique series, advanced guitar mechanics, right-hand control, open tuning applications, with fluency and precision. The material was entirely correct. The students were attentive. The room was orderly. Ryan Caldwell moved through the lesson the way a person moves through a subject they have mastered, without uncertainty, and therefore without the particular alertness that uncertainty produces.

Keith Richards had been watching for 47 minutes. People who had spent real time with Keith Richards knew this about him, the quality of attention Keith Richards brought to a room he found genuinely interesting had no performance in it, no self-consciousness, nothing that looked like effort.

Keith Richards simply watched. What Keith Richards observed across those 47 minutes was that everything Ryan Caldwell was teaching was technically correct. Every fingering position was accurate. Every chord voicing was properly explained. The theory behind open G tuning, a subject Ryan Caldwell had addressed for 8 minutes in the middle of the session, was laid out with the kind of clarity that comes from a person who understands a thing academically and has thought carefully about how to transmit that understanding to others. And what Keith

Richards noticed with the specific attention of someone who had spent 60 years on the other side of that particular distance was that Ryan Caldwell was teaching around something without appearing to know it was there, something that lived below the level of technique, something that could not be written on a whiteboard with blue marker.

Then Ryan Caldwell looked at the back of the room properly for the first time and saw the quiet man in the dark jacket with the rings and the bandana and the sunglasses worn indoors, the man who had said nothing for 47 minutes and shown no indication of being particularly impressed by anything. Ryan Caldwell made a decision.

It was, from the available evidence, entirely reasonable. It was also almost entirely wrong. Ryan Caldwell stopped mid-sentence. He picked up the sunburst Fender Stratocaster from the stand at the front of the room, the instrument he had been using for demonstrations throughout the series, and walked it slowly back through the rows, past the students who tracked him with their eyes until he was standing in the aisle directly beside the chair where Keith Richards was sitting.

Ryan Caldwell held the guitar out. “You’ve been watching long enough,” Ryan Caldwell said. His voice carried the measured tone of a teacher performing a useful improvisation. “Show us what you know.” 22 students turned in their chairs. Keith Richards looked at the guitar. Keith Richards looked at the room, the rows of students, the whiteboard, the softly humming amplifier at the front.

Keith Richards looked at Ryan Caldwell, who was holding the guitar with the expression of a man offering something generous. Something passed across Keith Richards’ face. It was brief, and the students watching might have read it as hesitation. It was not hesitation. It was the specific expression of a person deciding in real time how to respond to a situation that is slightly more absurd than even they had anticipated.

All right, Keith Richards said. Keith Richards stood up. The room was quiet in the way a room gets quiet when 22 people are all trying not to make any sound. Keith Richards took the guitar from Ryan Caldwell. Keith Richards turned it over, ran a thumb across the strings, slightly flat on the G the way Stratocasters sometimes ran, and tightened the tuning peg 3° without looking at it.

Keith Richards carried the guitar to the front of the room. Keith Richards sat on the stool that Ryan Caldwell had been using throughout the morning, settled the guitar across one knee without reaching for the strap, and placed the left hand on the neck. The student from Sacramento, 23 years old, had been playing seriously for 6 years, seated in the second row, noticed [snorts] the thumb position, the angle of the fingers, the way the whole hand arrived on the neck, not as if taking hold of something external, but as if returning

to a position that had been home for a very long time. Keith Richards set her own guitar down across her knees and turned fully and completely toward the front of the room. Ryan Caldwell stepped back to the side of the classroom. Ryan Caldwell’s expression had shifted from confident into something that had not yet settled into a named emotion.

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