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Steve vs. Scary Animals || STEVE HARVEY

this there you go now go ahead P pull the grap off oh you don’t want it no yeah look got great grapes these are really nice grapes there you go you gave him a grapes so you’re in a good side right yeah you’re good don’t get your monkey hurt we won’t don’t get your monkey hurt I’ll keep an eye on my monkey but I’m going to move on to another animal cuz I know you really like this guy and he’s he’s happy with grapes but I’m going to pass him off to my uh my handle that he’s spitting all over your set take this

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with you all right cool now for this one Steve you might want to grab a little seat here since it’s a Halloween segment kind of scary creatures I figured what better than something that’s got the Halloween colors now this girl here I know you see Steve I just just trying to hey hey my man I just want I told I just I think back just stay right where you at partner now you know I don’t know what they told you about me first line Steve from the hood he’s a Mexican red knee transferer cuz she’s got those red knees yeah why

why is it shaking like that what is f to do well they walk with their back six legs yeah and they grab their they grab their prey with the two fronts like she was feeling you out a little bit seeing if you’re food seeing if you’re what what actually you are they they have venom not enough to kill you but when they bite they pump some Venom pump pump pump and then it turns the inside into mush and then they’ll come back sink the fangs in and just suck out all the juice it’s incredible pump pum pump but works the same way

okay now they I mean I think she look nice like right about here if you want to try it out she just for real let me so you think I should put you think I should put her back well it would look nice though it be like kind of like a pocket square that moves no that’s pretty good I like you got good jokes thanks I Tred you got good jokes when you ain’t got your little animals that’s right now yeah that would I have someone for you though you don’t see these uh a lot in the hood but see that okay that’s now this guy

don’t move don’t move Steve just sit real still I’m going to show you this guy now this guy his name’s Tonka Steve and this guy this guy he doesn’t mess around he’s an alligator snapping turtle this is about 150y old Turtle it’s like a living dinosaur up to 1,500 lb of pressure in that mouth so if something comes down on it bam smashes it in a thousand pieces you want to see him smash something yeah grabb that carrot it’s about to get real in here Steve he’ll give give you a street cred now they can I buy no street cred

yeah you do here here here here Steve ain’t doing none of this him man let me show you this could be the one time he developed one last let me show you like these guys what they do hey man you going keep on here keep on I’m just going to show you okay I I don’t know what they told you about me they said your turtle this guy say this is a fish right fish comes in he’s like oh look at that it’s food up there he goes in there and Bo that’s what I’m talking about Steve good stuff you see that this guy you don’t mess

around he old as hell let that’s how my granddaddy used to look when he ate right then it just fall out of his mouth but they’re incredible it’s actually 150 years old estimated to be over 150 years old and they can tell by the way the nose is rounded out by the bottom jawline because they don’t have teeth they have those big powerful jaws of beak and they just boom smash shut 1,500 lbs of pressure per square inch humans have 120 pounds so if you bite down that’s a hard bite that right there you stuck your arm in his mouth smash it

it’s like boom oh this dude who needs a Ginsu look at that you know what he goes from no speed to just quick as hell actually actually actually what they say in the hood is he goes from a zero to a 100 real quick same that’s what they say hey I like that hey they don’t like that right so it’s one of my favorites bam they just kind of they I swear to God I Jeff’s got some more scary animals coming up next don’t go [Applause] anywhere hey folks I’m back with Jeff musio who’s teaching us about some

fascinating and scary animals let let me tell you about this guy he’s called a shingle back skink and they are found in Australia they’re super rare now the coolest thing about this guy Jeff Jee yeah you keep walking towards me with the animal that I don’t like let’s just stay on the carpet all right you don’t go past don’t you don’t walk you want you want to have a safe word a safe word yeah just yell like baloney I’ll know it’s safe I won’t get closer no baloney I wasn’t I didn’t bring him baloney all right and I got another word

can follow baloney I got I got another word and that is shingleback skink there you go this guy head flips around something comes up to him in the wild right he’s hanging out something tries to mess with him right folds in half his head looks like his rear look at that animal comes up to him he won’t have his eyes open he’ll have his eyes closed he’ll start to go like this go ahead pick a head any head if an animal grabs him by his head he’s a dead lizard he’s no longer with us us they gra by that tail that’ll

break off wiggle around on the ground when you’re watching that freaking out screaming he runs the other way regrows another tail about 6 months to a year later really incredible if that doesn’t work this is the really freaky thing what they can do is baloney balone belone I’ll show you like this if they’re on the ground like this and you’re in Australia right you come up to them now he’s scared you’re walking you’re kind of threatening him he’ll put his head down he’ll lift the tail up like this like almost double jointed you

walk up to get close to him they can shoot that tail what you think is his head up to 3 feet away you lose it you’re like oh my God I just saw this animal shoot his head off you don’t know what’s going you’re freaking out he takes off running the other way he can shoot it off let it go this is this is a damn TR you like it though I can tell you like I lik that one hey do hey do hey do I lik that one yeah so shoots it right off right that’s it boom Let It Go Boom un this guy here oh someone want to come get this lizard m r let him go

under the cushions and let’s let’s play a fun game with Steve called what cushion is he under it’s your last time on the show come on Steve we’re having so much fun this guy look at how crazy this is this is called a Malaysian jungle nymph super cool look at I mean this is incredible it’s like some kind of like Jurassic Park stuff does it fly no okay cool they just have I just to be ready for just need to know if I need to get in you going to lose your little Cricket now talk about scary facts this guy here you think oh he’s like a leaf bug what

can he do to you if you look at his body he has like Thorns all over his body yeah I see that and on the back legs they have those Thorns like on a rose bush what he’ll do is he’ll grab you with the back leg start to scissor him back and forth and just drill those thorns in your leg just grind up on your skin why is it not stab in your legs it’s CUA it don’t feel threatened exactly like it doesn’t feel threatened like I brought her out I was like baloney she’s cool now I like him he funny as hell he ain’t coming back but he funny as hell though

yeah I like him though yeah I like you I’m all about one hit wonders you know what I’m saying no I got one more animal for you for this one you want to sit down and enjoy it really take it in just like it’s just incredible you never probably ever going to see another animal like this oh there he goes oh that’s a uh let me see odok Bingo give me some that’s what I’m talking about National Geographic baby the Discovery Channel yeah Steve Harvey on Discovery Channel baby yeah now this guy here he’s he’s an arvar and the cool

thing is they don’t have teeth except from the back of the mouth see how he slurps it all up with his tongue and and then he grinds it with the MERS in the back of their mouth what they do is they take over Burrows from other animals tortoise Burrows or hyenas have a den they go in boom boom boom kick it all out kick it defend the door with it back it all in there and they just sleep all day they’ll sleep like 18 hours a day come out at night look for some food one of my favorite animals you never see anything like this coming around back

coming around to the back just checking out CH she’s looking for termites well looking for termites she don’t like the slippery floor though Asha here back up here yeah tell you right now want a rider Steve oh hell no no no I don’t want herur to P she’s cool she just kind of hangs out they’re one of my favorite animals they’re not an endangered species but their their biggest problem is people eat them still coming this way they’re also fall prey to leopards H follow the host around if they’re not in a burrow they can’t hide

themselves come around the other way yeah and they pretty slow yeah yeah I think he’s through just let him go ahead all right yeah I think I think uh uh Sasha has had enough of TV for today hey thanks Jeff you want to find out more about these animals just head on over to Steve Harvey tv.com and check it out

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