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290lb Wrestler Mocked John Wayne On Set, 1965 — “American Cowboys Are Weak” — 6 Seconds Later…

If Wayne had been half a second slower, the punch would have connected. Hathaway called cut. He looked at Wayne. Wayne was rubbing his jaw. You all right, Duke? Fine. Hathaway walked over to Vladimir. That was too close, son. Vladimir shrugged. In Russia, we do not pull punches. This isn’t Russia. This is a movie.

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You don’t hit Mr. Wayne, understood? Vladimir looked at Wayne. He looked back at Hathaway. He shrugged again. Understood. They reset the take. It went badly again. By the third take, the crew was tense. Vladimir kept getting too close. He kept throwing punches that almost connected. Twice, Wayne had to physically step back to avoid getting hit.

The stunt coordinator, an old cowboy named Cliff Lyons, who had been Wayne’s stunt double for 20 years, pulled Hathaway aside. “Henry,” Cliff said, “I don’t like this Russian.” “Neither do I. He’s testing, Duke.” “I know. You want me to say something to him?” Hathaway looked across the set at Wayne, who was sitting in his chair smoking, watching Vladimir.

Wayne’s face was unreadable. “No,” Hathaway said, “don’t say anything. Let me handle it.” But Hathaway didn’t have to handle it because at 11:00 during the lunch break, Vladimir handled it himself. The crew was eating in the catering tent. Wayne was sitting at a corner table with two of the older stuntmen, Cliff Lyons and a former rodeo champion named Chuck Roberson.

They were eating sandwiches, drinking coffee, talking quietly about a horse Wayne was thinking of buying. Vladimir walked over. He stood at the end of the table. “Mr. Wayne.” Wayne looked up. “Vladimir.” “You are tired today, yes?” Wayne studied him. “I’m working, son. Same as you.” “In Russia,” Vladimir said, “we have a saying.

When old bear gets sick, young bear takes the territory.” The catering tent went very quiet. Cliff Lyons set down his sandwich. Chuck Roberson set down his coffee. Wayne kept eating. He didn’t look up. “I don’t know much about Russian sayings.” “Son,” Wayne said, “why don’t you go get yourself some lunch?” Vladimir didn’t move.

“They tell me you have only one lung now.” Wayne kept eating. “They tell me,” Vladimir continued, “American cowboy is sick, old, cannot fight anymore. Only pretend with cameras.” The catering tent was completely silent now. A waitress dropped a plate. Nobody turned to look. Cliff Lyons started to stand up.

Wayne raised one finger, a small gesture. Cliff sat back down. Wayne finally looked up at Vladimir. His blue eyes were very, very calm. “Son,” Wayne said, “I don’t know what you came to America for, but I’ll tell you something. American cowboys aren’t pretend. They never were. You can leave Russia behind, but Russia don’t leave you. And you got a chip on your shoulder the size of Siberia.

That’s your problem, not mine.” He went back to his sandwich. Vladimir’s face went red. “I will say this in front of all,” he said, his voice rising. “American cowboys are weak, soft, Hollywood phonies who hide behind cameras. In Russia, we do not pretend. We fight.” He paused. He looked around the catering tent.

“40 crew members, 40 pairs of eyes I challenge,” he said, “anytime, anyplace. I will show all of you what real strength looks like.” He turned back to Wayne, “including you, sick old man.” The catering tent erupted. Cliff Lyons stood up. So did Chuck Roberson. So did three of the other stuntmen. Old cowboys who had been with Wayne for years, who would have walked into a fire for him.

Wayne raised his hand. Everyone froze. He sat down his sandwich slowly. He wiped his mouth with a napkin. He took a sip of coffee. He stood up. He was a quarter inch shorter than Vladimir. Maybe 40 lb lighter. 29 years older. Missing a lung. Missing four ribs. With a body that should not, by any rational measurement, have been able to do what it was about to do.

He walked around the table. He stopped 2 ft from Vladimir. He looked up at him. Son, Wayne said quietly, I’m going to give you one chance to walk out of this tent and apologize to everyone in here, including the waitress, and then we’ll forget this happened. Because I don’t want to embarrass you. I don’t want to embarrass the production.

And I don’t want to embarrass the United States of America. You understand me? Vladimir laughed. It was a deep, ugly laugh. Old man, he said, I’m not afraid of you. Wayne nodded slowly. All right, he said. All right. What happened next took 6 seconds. The crew agreed on that later. 6 seconds. Maybe seven.

No one was watching a clock. But it was very, very fast. Vladimir made the first move. He had wrestled at the highest level in the Soviet Union. He had been an Olympic alternate. He knew exactly what to do against a smaller man. He went for a single leg takedown. A move that, executed properly, would have driven Wayne to the ground in less than a second.

And put 290 lb of Russian muscle on top of him. He shot in low. His hands reached for Wayne’s left leg. And Wayne, who had been watching Vladimir’s eyes, his shoulders, his weight, all morning, and was already moving. Wayne stepped back with his left foot. It was the smallest of movements. 6 in. The kind of step a man takes when he’s adjusting his stance.

Vladimir’s hands closed on empty air. His head, by the laws of physics, was now lower than his hips. His balance was forward. He was a freight train going the wrong direction. Wayne brought his right knee up, not hard, not fast, but timed exactly. It caught Vladimir under the chin. The crew said later that the sound was like a baseball bat hitting a tree trunk.

A sharp, clean crack that echoed off the canvas walls of the tent. Vladimir’s head snapped back. His body, which had been moving forward, suddenly didn’t know what direction to go. He stumbled sideways. Wayne stepped with him. And here is where Cliff Lyons, who had been watching with his mouth open, said the most amazing thing happened.

Wayne, with his missing lung, with his missing ribs, with his 58-year-old body, did something that Cliff had only seen one other man do in his entire life. Wayne grabbed Vladimir’s right wrist with his left hand. He twisted it. A small twist. A wrestler’s twist. The kind a man learns when he has spent 30 years on movie sets watching real wrestlers and real cowboys teach each other the old tricks.

He used Vladimir’s own forward momentum. He spun him. And Vladimir, 6’5, 290 lbs of Soviet muscle, went over Wayne’s hip and crashed onto the canvas floor of the catering tent. Hard. Very hard. The breakable plates on the table rattled. A new coffee cup fell off. A spoon clattered to the floor. Vladimir lay there for a moment, gasping. Wayne stepped back.

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