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He Got Booed For Butchering ‘Mama, I’m Coming Home’ — Then Ozzy Osbourne Walked Onto The Stage

May 25th, 2016. That night, as Ozzy Osbourne walked down Sunset Boulevard, he was about to hear the last thing in the world he wanted to hear, one of his own songs being torn apart by a young man. 22-year-old Jesse Lane was on the stage of a small venue tucked into the back streets of West Hollywood, singing one of Ozzy’s most beloved ballads, Mama, I’m Coming Home.

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His voice was actually good, deep and real, but every chorus a note slipped because Jesse’s head was nowhere near that stage. His mother had multiple sclerosis, and if Jesse didn’t get on that stage tonight, the rent wouldn’t come, and if the rent didn’t come, his mother’s medication wouldn’t come, either.

Ozzy didn’t know any of this, not yet, but in 10 minutes he would walk through that door, see the young man on stage, and ask him a question nobody had ever asked Jesse before. Mama, I’m Coming Home was the third song Jesse sang that night, but it was like watching a beautiful painting being ruined by a trembling brush. Jesse’s voice was actually good, but every time he hit the chorus, he’d land one note too low, the next too high.

A bald man at the corner table elbowed his wife and whispered, “It takes real talent to butcher Mama, I’m Coming Home this badly.” At the next table, someone else had pulled out his phone, opened the app, and was about to leave a one-star review. Jesse didn’t see any of it because his eyes were closed, but he felt it, that quiet contempt rising from every corner of the room, the thing he’d felt a thousand times in small venues over the years.

Jesse Lane was 22 years old. He lived in a paint-peeling apartment in East Pasadena with his mother, Linda. His father had walked out one evening when Jesse was nine, saying he was going to the store and never came back. His mother had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis four years earlier. Her medication ran $2,700 a month and insurance covered only half.

Jesse performed three nights a week at the Velvet Note and worked the other 4 days as a waiter at a diner in Burbank. Together, they brought in about $4,000 a month. After rent, after the bills, he tried to cover the rest of his mother’s medication with whatever was left. And for the past 6 months, he’d been pulling half of that money off his credit card.

During the second chorus, a shout came from the next table. “That’s enough. We want our money back.” Jesse lifted his eyes from the microphone and looked at the man’s face. The man was holding his drink, his face beet red. Then he glanced back at his drummer, who shrugged. The bass player, Tyler, was staring at the floor.

Jesse took the microphone back in his hand, but the chorus wasn’t even playing in his head anymore. The only thing he could hear was the muffled cough that had come from his mother’s bedroom the night before. 3 weeks earlier, the doctor had said they needed to switch to a stronger medication and the new one ran over $4,000 a month.

Jesse was doing the math in his head as he sang that song on stage. If he maxed out his credit card one more time, what would the landlord say? Meanwhile, two blocks away, a 67-year-old man was walking out of a glass building on Sunset Boulevard. He was wearing a black T-shirt, an old leather jacket, and a black cap. He put on those famous round black glasses of his and stopped in front of the building.

The sponsor meeting had run exactly 2 hours. Sharon had told him over the phone that morning, “Just be there, love. Sit, smile, nod your head. That’s all you need to do.” And he had. Now, his driver, Lewis, was waiting at the curb in a black Range Rover. Ozzy took a step towards the car, then stopped. Sharon had been telling him something for years now.

“Ozzy, you’re pushing 70. Walking is important for your health. Ozzy usually argued back, but that evening, for some reason he couldn’t name, he wanted to walk a bit. He tapped on Louis’s window. Mate, you head on home. I’ll walk back. Weather’s nice. Ozzy slipped his hands into his jacket pockets and started walking west.

Ozzy Osbourne was walking down Sunset Boulevard and nobody noticed. It was one of his favorite games. After The Osbournes, he’d been recognized all over the world, but with that cap and those glasses, at night on Sunset he just looked like a tired old English pensioner. He turned one corner, then another.

The air was humid and warm, but for a Birmingham lad that was nothing. At the third corner, he stopped. Music was drifting out of a doorway. At first, he didn’t even notice. There was music on every corner in Los Angeles. Then something caught his ear, the beginning of a chorus. I’ve seen your face a hundred times every day we’ve been apart.

Ozzy froze where he stood. That was his own song. Mama, I’m coming home. He’d written and released it with Lemmy back in 1991 and Lemmy hadn’t even been gone 5 months. Ozzy walked closer to the door. The Velvet Note. Even the name was small. He stepped inside. The room was small, too. Maybe 50 people.

He moved to a corner in the back, sat down and looked at the stage from beneath his glasses. The young man on stage was in his early twenties, tall, skinny, brown hair falling into his face. He was gripping the microphone too tightly and Ozzy recognized that grip. It wasn’t so much stage fright as a head that was somewhere else entirely.

The song went on. Jesse butchered another chorus. As Ozzy watched, murmurs started rising from every corner of the room. At the next table, the woman whispered something to her husband. Someone else muttered, “Do this kid a favor and get him off the stage.” Jesse took three more breaths and went into the fourth chorus, his voice trembling.

He tried to hold a note. He couldn’t. From the corner table, the bald man shouted again, “That’s enough. This deserves a refund.” Jesse pulled his hand off the microphone and looked down. Tyler, the bass player, didn’t know what to do. The drummer kept playing because what else could he do? Ozzy sat there and thought for a moment.

He could almost see Sharon in his head about to say, “Ozzy, mind your own business. Stay out of other people’s.” It was one of those sentences he’d heard his whole life, but ignoring that very sentence his whole life was exactly why he’d become Ozzy Osbourne in the first place. He stood up slowly and walked toward the stage down the narrow aisle in the middle of the room.

Two steps from the stage, Jesse slumped over the microphone, looked up and saw the older man in glasses. His first thought was that this was some drunk trying to climb up onto the stage. Jesse whispered to him, “Sir, please, you can’t come up here.” Ozzy leaned in slightly toward the microphone and adjusted his cap. Then with that famous Birmingham accent and a tired smile, in a voice that carried to every corner of the room, he said, “Mate, sorry about this.

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