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“Sir, Your Stance Is All Wrong”—Boxing Coach Didn’t Know He Was Talking To DEAN MARTIN

“Sir, Your Stance Is All Wrong”—Boxing Coach Didn’t Know He Was Talking To DEAN MARTIN

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“Sir, your stance is all wrong. Let me show you how it’s done.” Tommy Reardon had been coaching boxing in Las Vegas for 3 years, and he knew a bad habit when he saw one. The old man on the other end of that correction just nodded, turned back to the heavy bag, and hit it again. His name on the register said Crosetti. $2 cash.

Nobody looked twice. Wait, because Tommy Reardon had absolutely no idea who he’d just tried to teach. And what happened inside that gym next, he never forgot for the rest of his life. Tommy Reardon was 26 years old and had been training fighters at Mid-City for 3 years. He was good at his job, not great yet. Great takes longer, but good in the specific way that young coaches are good, which means he knew the textbook cold and had not yet learned all the places where the textbook is wrong.

He had a fighter in the junior welterweight division who was coming up through the Vegas circuit, and he took his work seriously enough that when a stranger walked into his gym moving wrong, it bothered him on a professional level, not personal, just wrong. The old man was maybe 50, maybe a little older. Hard to tell.

He wore a plain white T-shirt, gray sweatpants, and a pair of canvas sneakers that had seen better years. No watch, no rings. His hands were bare, which is the first thing Tommy had noticed because nobody works a heavy bag with bare hands unless they either don’t know better or don’t care. The old man clearly didn’t care, and that, Tommy had decided, was the problem.

“Sir,” Tommy said, stepping in from the side, “you’re dropping your left shoulder every time you throw the right. You’ll hurt yourself.” The old man stopped, looked at Tommy with dark eyes that had a quality to them Tommy couldn’t quite name. Calm, maybe, or patient, the way a man looks when he’s heard something a hundred times before and has decided it’s not worth arguing.

I appreciate that, the old man said. His voice was low and easy. A slight Ohio flatness underneath something that had been smoothed over by years of other places. I’ll keep it in mind. Tommy nodded and turned back to his fighter. 30 seconds later, the old man’s left shoulder dropped again. This is the part that matters.

Tommy Reardon was not a bad person. He was not cruel, not arrogant in the ugly way. He was a young coach in a working gym on a Tuesday afternoon, and he saw something being done incorrectly, and he believed it was his job to correct it. That’s all. He walked back over. Sir, I’m going to be honest with you.

You’ve got some habits that are going to work against you. I don’t know where you learned to move, but there are some real fundamentals here that need work. If you want, I can show you the right way to stand. It’ll only take a few minutes. The old man lowered his hands from the bag. He turned and looked at Tommy with that same patient expression.

Then, slowly, something that might have been amusement crossed his face. Not a smile, exactly, more like the ghost of one. How long you been coaching? He asked. Three years here. Before that, I fought amateur for four years out of Reno. Good, the old man said. That’s good. He paused. Sure. Show me.

Tommy demonstrated the orthodox stance, explaining weight distribution, the importance of keeping the rear heel slightly raised, where the chin should sit behind the shoulder. He was thorough. He’d given this explanation many times and it was a good explanation. The old man watched without interrupting. His arms loose at his sides, his head tilted just slightly, the way a person listens when they are genuinely listening and not just waiting for their turn to speak.

When Tommy finished, the old man nodded once. Can I ask you something? The old man said. Sure. When you threw your right hand as an amateur, did you load from the hip or did you get your rotation from the shoulder? Tommy blinked. It was an oddly specific question. Hip, mostly. Why? Just curious, the old man said. He turned back to the heavy bag.

Now something was open in this story that hadn’t been open before and Tommy felt it without being able to name it. The question hadn’t been challenging. It was asked the same way you’d ask someone which route they took to get somewhere. Genuine curiosity, nothing behind it. But it was the question of someone who knew what the difference meant.

Tommy watched the old man hit the bag twice, three times and the mechanics were different than before. Or maybe he was only now actually looking. Tommy went back to his fighter. His fighter’s name was Eddie Voss, 19 years old, a light welterweight from Henderson with a decent jab and a habit of thinking too much between combinations.

They worked the mitts for 12 minutes and Tommy was focused, calling combinations, moving, [music] doing his job. But some part of him kept returning to the corner of the gym where the old man was working. Notice what’s happening in the background while Tommy is focused on Eddie. Two of the other regulars, a heavyweight named Curtis who drove a delivery truck during the week and a retired fighter named Lou who came in three afternoons a week just to stay in shape, had both quietly drifted closer to the far corner. Not obviously, just gradually,

the way men in gyms drift towards something interesting without admitting that’s what they’re doing. Lou, who was 53 and had fought professionally in the early 50s, had stopped his own workout entirely. He was sitting on the apron of the small ring in the back. Forearms on his knees, watching the old man at the heavy bag with an expression that was not quite recognition and not quite confusion.

Something in between. Tommy didn’t notice any of this yet. He was working. 30 minutes in, Eddie called for water and Tommy stepped back, towel over his shoulder, and that’s when he saw it for the first time from a distance. [music] The old man was moving differently than he had been when Tommy corrected him.

Not wrong, the way Tommy had diagnosed, not the adjusted version Tommy had demonstrated, something else entirely, something compact and economic and specific to a particular kind of fighter, the kind that had learned in places where there was no coach and no textbook, only the lesson of getting hit and adjusting.

The left shoulder that Tommy had corrected wasn’t dropping from sloppiness. It was dropping deliberately, loading. The way an old welterweight loads when he’s throwing through a target and not just at it. Tommy stood very still for a moment. Lou from the ring apron caught Tommy’s eye across the gym and gave the smallest possible shrug.

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