Jennifer Lawrence made fun of a Kim Kardashian product right in front of her. And what she said to Robert Pattinson left him completely shocked. That’s why Jennifer Lawrence is the funniest celebrity in Hollywood. Like when she almost turned a calm trip to Hawaii into a disaster. You filmed some of the Hunger Games in Hawaii.
Oh god, how do you know about this? We were filming in Hawaii and there were sacred rocks and they were I I I don’t know where ancestors, who knows. Um they were sacred and you’re not supposed to sit on them um because you’re not supposed to expose your genitalia to them. I, however, was in a wet suit for this whole shoot.
So oh my god, they were so good for butt itching. >> [laughter] >> Just be like one rock that I was butt scratching on. >> [laughter] >> It was a giant boulder and it rolled down this mountain and almost killed our sound guy. And all the Hawaiians were like, “Oh my god, it’s the curse.” And I’m in the corner like, “What? I’m your curse.
” Then there was this day when she revealed something to Seth Meyers that nobody expected. >> a really big crush on you. Real Okay. Yes. Um and so I had this whole plan like all week I was like I was like he’s going to ask me out. He’s totally going to ask me out. No. And then like later in the week I was like I’m going to ask [music] him out.
I mean he said like he’s surely cuz I I created the romance in my head cuz I’m delusional. Okay. And so I was like so I was like, “Okay, you know what? I’m doing it. I’m doing it.” And so I’m in the I’m getting a costume fitting and I had this whole plan I was going to ask you out and I was like [music] I started thank god I talked to the wardrobe lady about it and I was like I’m going to give him my number.
And she was like, “Honey, he’s engaged.” >> [laughter] >> I was like, “Cool. Good talk.” This time Jennifer was the one left speechless by what happened. Hi. Oh my god, sorry. [laughter] Sorry. We just kissed my camera and I liked it. And she really has no filter. Just look at the answer she gave Stephen Colbert on his show.
What was What did you do? What Was it Would you have fun? What did you do for the last 3 years? I just have ton of sex. >> [laughter] >> Good for you. Good for you. >> [applause] >> And thanks to her appearance on Conan O’Brien’s show, you’re going to hear a lot of beeps, but at least it was for a good reason. >> You have quite the potty mouth.
You I have experienced it. Yes, [cheering] you did. Well, here’s what I was thinking. I was thinking maybe we could try and use this special talent of [music] yours for good. We have a swear jar right here, and what we thought we’d do >> Swearing is caring. Swearing is caring, and Here’s what we’re going to do, all right? I will put $100 into this swear jar for every swear you can say in 30 seconds, and then I will double that amount, and all the money will go to the charity of your choice.
[cheering] Is that a good idea? Are you ready? You’re going to have 30 seconds on the clock, and remember, this is for the kids. I’m doing it for On your mark, get set, for the Go! Go! Okay, mother balls nipple um fart waffle um steak burger Oh my god. strawberry pickle What? uh oh mother father fart mother pickle steak taint um >> [cheering] >> And she’s even shared her own opinion about this side of herself.
>> Why are there so many pictures of Jennifer Lawrence showing the middle finger? Cuz I’m an As a role model to young people, she tries to be careful with her words. Well, I think that we all know that that’s not true, so we can just delete that. It’s so well known that she and Chris Pratt were even invited to insult each other during an interview.
You are so dumb that I consciously make an effort not to use compound words or words more than three syllables. How does it feel being in the stupidest Marvel movie? >> [laughter] >> You were given an Oscar for Best Actress. You are such a bad guy. You are so old that your publicist is a registered nurse. >> [laughter and clears throat] >> Before our sex scene, I took two Pepto-Bismol.
During our sex scene, I felt your dick rubbing into mine. >> [laughter] >> In this interview, she wasn’t recognized and ended up creating a seriously embarrassing situation. Can you name five Jennifer Lawrence movies? Five Jennifer Lawrence movies? >> I know. Who is that >> bought Aniston. I could tell you a different Right.
Jennifer Aniston is way better than Jennifer Yeah, I know. Do you agree? I Yeah. Yeah, much better. Yeah, I love her. Prettier, funnier, >> Yes. Yes. >> Yeah, better movies. >> Yes. Yes. I love her. Yeah, overall. Yeah, great. I’m Jennifer Lawrence. >> [laughter] >> Something similar happened again, but this time it was even worse.
And I was like I was like, “Yeah, this is fine. We’re all We’re all coworkers. Like I can just go So I was like, “Be right back, guys. Let me go say hi to the Star Wars dudes.” And I approached their table and was like >> [laughter] >> And they all the whole table was just like And so I realized while I was dancing, I was like, “They have no idea who I am.
” And so I just turned around and walked back. >> [laughter] >> dying >> But she doesn’t embarrass herself alone. Jimmy Fallon has done that with her, too. >> I go like this and then I look and he’s gone and it’s just me looking at J-Lo and going, “Dance with me. And then she was just like, [cheering] “No. No.” Because then she was just like, “I think I’m just going to observe.
” You made me look like a freak in front of J-Lo. Do you know what that feels like? >> Oh, stop it. >> Besides all the embarrassment, Jennifer also has a lot of laughing fits. Like on X-Men, where every mistake during filming turned into laughter. >> [laughter] >> Eric, please. >> [laughter] >> That happens.
Forget everything you think you know. All of it. Whatever your parents taught you. Forget it. Whatever lessons you learned in school. School’s for dance. None of that matters anymore. You’re my favorite. You’re not students. You’re not kids anymore. Unfortunately. You’re X-Men. Yeah, let’s go. I’m a cop. Very good.
Or during the filming of Passengers. >> [clears throat] >> For the best take out. Aren’t you going to ask for my ID? I might not be old enough to drink. Who? You having a little trouble? Suddenly not old enough to drink. Who made the penis run a bunch of times? Jupiter. Uranus. And then along came >> [laughter] [laughter] >> And sometimes she just freezes mid-line and can’t keep going.
>> Think you go back again. Good. >> [music] >> So the 19-year-old for a Buick would be so easy. When Jennifer got sick on The Hunger Games set, she came up with a very strange competition idea. >> the sickness to the upmost. >> To the next level. >> Yeah. Josh and I had the same thing, so I had to beat him.
And I also don’t want to get something again. I just don’t want anyone to touch me. And You’re so selfish. >> [laughter] >> Sorry. If somebody wants to give you a bug, let them give you a bug. Exactly. In another interview, Jennifer talked about a pretty random conversation she had with Josh. >> Josh and I were talking about getting colonics together, but we were like, “Wait, can we get a couple’s colonic, but like platonic? Like a platonic colonic?” >> [cheering] >> Do you guys have those? >> But when Jennifer Lawrence won this award, no one expected that reaction.
Hello. >> [snorts and laughter] >> What do I do? I what? Wait, sorry. What What do I do? I thought there were going to be questions. Oh, good. Come on, ask questions. Is this all >> Awkward. Hi. Even though she’s a very famous actress, she still reacts to meeting celebrities just like any of us would. >> you got a fan here.
I was just trying [laughter] to impress you. You did such a beautiful job. I love >> Thank you. Yeah. You’re being really rude. >> [laughter] >> Good to see you. Thank you. I love seeing you perform. Oh my god. Thank you. I loved all your movies. Wait, oh, really? Do I really look like a new girl though? >> [laughter] >> I thought of that.
Oh my god. Not even Kim Kardashian could handle it when Jennifer thought her product was different. This is one of her products, which I think I have. >> [laughter] >> Oh, never mind. No, I don’t have that. >> I was posting it on social media, and I was like, “Oh, this looks like a dildo.” >> Yeah.
I didn’t notice cuz it was so white. [laughter] Even Stephen Colbert talked to her about the sweet, down-to-earth side of her. >> I talked to a lot of people over the years who are you professionally famous and supposedly relatable, but you actually seem like a human being. >> Oh, thank you. Thank you. And they’re not perfect. No.
Where are you going with this? >> [laughter] >> No, I’m saying you’re a person who doesn’t mind seeming like they’re they’re not perfect. >> No, I don’t have a choice. Well, you could. People have like publicists and everything to make sure no pop out. >> Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Are you are you a nightmare for your publicist? >> Oh, no. I hope not.
No, she’s a nightmare. I don’t know. >> [laughter] >> She also proved that she’s not the only one who forgets important things. Oh, don’t forget your award. Oh, right. My award. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. But there were a few times when she walked on stage and something else ended up stealing the spotlight. I know. And you made it, thankfully.
Oh-oh. So, speaking of running, that was Jennifer Lawrence tripping on the Oscar red carpet. Remember she tripped so famously last year when she was receiving her award? >> When they asked what she thought during her fall, her answer couldn’t have been any different. >> Um the fall on the way up to the stage? Was that on purpose? Absolutely.
>> happened? >> [laughter] >> I don’t What do you mean what happened? Look at my dress. I tried to walk upstairs in this dress. That’s what happened. I don’t actually Yeah, I did I think I did stepped on the fabric and and they they waxed the stairs. >> Thank you. >> What was going through your mind when you fell down? When you was tripping? >> What went through my mind when I fell down? Uh a bad word that I can’t say that starts with F.
> [laughter] >> And look at her response when Ellen asked about the last time she got sick. >> You’ve called yourself a hypochondriac. Uh what was the last illness you uh were sure that you had? A stroke. It wasn’t like a disease, but I thought I was having a stroke. What What were the symptoms? Just headache.
Yeah, I love me on rum. >> [laughter] >> But that wasn’t the only time. David Letterman also wanted to know more about her health. >> But also it’s caused by bacteria, isn’t it? I don’t know. I just, you know, go to the hospital all the time, but I don’t actually pick anything up. I don’t I’ve never started learning anything.
A bit of hypochondriasis? What’s that I have? Yeah, uh >> [laughter] >> What’s that? And yes. [applause] Well, I I I always think that I have something and then I I go and have tests. Um that does sound familiar. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> But I just don’t think I have that either. But is there a test for it? >> [laughter] >> When they decided to put her on a lie detector test with Robert Pattinson, the answers surprised everyone.
>> You talked about your love of reality television. Do you still keep up with the Kardashians? Not this season. I have been on TikTok, but no. Is this woman your favorite Kardashian? >> Yes. Kardashian >> I Kourtney is more annoying than ever. Why? She’s drives me nuts. Why? Who? Because everything has to be an announcement.
It’s like, you know, I’m not going to wear outfits anymore. Like just wear whatever you want. Don’t make an announcement about it. Or like, I don’t have a TV in my room. Like just don’t watch TV. Stop announcing it. Just shh. The Hunger Games is cooler than Twilight. No. Truthful. Ah. Breaking news. >> [laughter] >> Breaking news, this machine is broken.
And no one would have imagined she’d have this story with Adele. In 2019, you and Adele crashed a gay bar where, according to onlookers, you tackled her. Yeah. During drinking game. Can you confirm or deny this happened? Confirm. Tackled her? Well, I mean, I I remember what my headspace was at the time.
I was in a bar, but it must have seemed prudent. Hm. But being her friend means living insane stories or getting roasted in front of everyone, like this moment with Emma Stone. Oh, you want me to hold up my middle elephant? >> [laughter] >> It’s me. Still talking about her favorite shows, Chris Pratt took the opportunity to expose Jennifer that day.
I learned a lot about the real housewives that I [clears throat] didn’t know before. >> Right. But they were only talking to you as >> say? What was it you If if Jen ever tells you, “You know what? I read somewhere.” What she means is, “You know what? I saw on the real housewives.” I was getting a lot of Lyme disease information from real housewives of Beverly Hills. Of Beverly Hills.
>> I kept repeating it and was like, you know, this is So then you have to be careful. I mean, listen, if that’s the symptoms, you have to understand that Yolanda went through that. I was like, I just again, I have no idea what you’re talking about. One hilarious trait of Jennifer Lawrence is that she simply can’t stop swearing.
I’m good. This is good. Good. Good. no. no. no. no. no. And when she was reading a magazine on a flight, she got quite a surprise. >> Reading trashy magazines, >> [music] >> I was on an airplane. It’s It’s my one guilty pleasure, and I’m flipping through and I find a picture of me in a bathing suit. >> May I show this picture or not? And it’s not my butt.
And I will not take responsibility for it. It’s a 90-year-old butt that’s been photoshopped onto my body and is posing as my butt. >> May I show this? Yes. This is not your anatomy. This is not my butt. Look at that. Look at that. >> [applause] >> That’s not you. >> [cheering] >> No. And my face looks like I know what they’re doing.
My face almost looks like Mhm. That’s not my butt. >> There was even a time when an agency rejected her for a very unusual reason. I don’t know. We were like on a beach and then they threw us a football and they’re like, “Play football.” And all the other models were like playing football like in a pretty way, you know, like and not me.
>> [laughter] >> I was all of the photos I’ve got a red face covered in sweat. My nostrils are flared. I’m >> [laughter] >> Give me Give me a picture. And like at one point a girl yelled, “Just get her away from me.” >> [laughter] >> Another thing that makes Jennifer Lawrence so funny is her honesty. Like when David Letterman asked her a question about her money.
>> You’re making a lot of money. >> [laughter] >> You are, right? Yeah. Yeah, good. Like when people made fun of where she was born and her response was iconic. Isn’t that a little District 12-y in places? No. It was a little. I mean, there was coal mining there and you know. >> mining.
I’ve never volunteered for anything in my life. Um No one forced you to come here, I hope. >> [laughter] >> Especially this. All right. Or this time when she gave a very unexpected but honest answer. Is Jennifer Lawrence married? No. Is Jennifer Lawrence quitting Hollywood? I don’t know if it’ll be my choice. I think I’m more likely to be fired from Hollywood.
>> [laughter] >> But there are times when you can’t even tell if she’s being serious or just messing with us. As I was getting ready for the show this afternoon, I suddenly got very nervous about hosting, but then I remembered the advice my mom gave me about overcoming stage fright. So, I drank an entire box of chardonnay and I feel much better.
And be careful who you argue with on the internet. It might be her. I have like a secret life [music] on TikTok. You do? I do. With its own fans. Well, [music] I wouldn’t say fans. I get in fights on TikTok. >> [laughter] >> Another person who’s just as funny as Jennifer is her mom. Recently I’ve just got into the Academy, which was really exciting for me.
My I get a call from my mother while I was in England and she goes, “I did something hilarious.” And I was like, “What?” She was like, “I voted.” And I was like, “You voted for what?” “The Oscars.” And I was like, “You voted for the Oscars? What do you mean?” She was like, “The ballot came here and I voted.” Cuz she she thought I’d be like, >> [laughter] >> “That’s hilarious.
I’m going to get kicked out of the Academy.” >> Right. Fortunately, she did it wrong and mailed it. I think she mailed it back to herself. >> Uh-huh. So, I got to do it again.
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