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He Got Booed For Butchering ‘Mama, I’m Coming Home’ — Then Ozzy Osbourne Walked Onto The Stage

During the second chorus, a shout came from the next table. “That’s enough. We want our money back.” Jesse lifted his eyes from the microphone and looked at the man’s face. The man was holding his drink, his face beet red. Then he glanced back at his drummer, who shrugged. The bass player, Tyler, was staring at the floor.

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Jesse took the microphone back in his hand, but the chorus wasn’t even playing in his head anymore. The only thing he could hear was the muffled cough that had come from his mother’s bedroom the night before. 3 weeks earlier, the doctor had said they needed to switch to a stronger medication and the new one ran over $4,000 a month.

Jesse was doing the math in his head as he sang that song on stage. If he maxed out his credit card one more time, what would the landlord say? Meanwhile, two blocks away, a 67-year-old man was walking out of a glass building on Sunset Boulevard. He was wearing a black T-shirt, an old leather jacket, and a black cap. He put on those famous round black glasses of his and stopped in front of the building.

The sponsor meeting had run exactly 2 hours. Sharon had told him over the phone that morning, “Just be there, love. Sit, smile, nod your head. That’s all you need to do.” And he had. Now, his driver, Lewis, was waiting at the curb in a black Range Rover. Ozzy took a step towards the car, then stopped. Sharon had been telling him something for years now.

“Ozzy, you’re pushing 70. Walking is important for your health. Ozzy usually argued back, but that evening, for some reason he couldn’t name, he wanted to walk a bit. He tapped on Louis’s window. Mate, you head on home. I’ll walk back. Weather’s nice. Ozzy slipped his hands into his jacket pockets and started walking west.

Ozzy Osbourne was walking down Sunset Boulevard and nobody noticed. It was one of his favorite games. After The Osbournes, he’d been recognized all over the world, but with that cap and those glasses, at night on Sunset he just looked like a tired old English pensioner. He turned one corner, then another.

The air was humid and warm, but for a Birmingham lad that was nothing. At the third corner, he stopped. Music was drifting out of a doorway. At first, he didn’t even notice. There was music on every corner in Los Angeles. Then something caught his ear, the beginning of a chorus. I’ve seen your face a hundred times every day we’ve been apart.

Ozzy froze where he stood. That was his own song. Mama, I’m coming home. He’d written and released it with Lemmy back in 1991 and Lemmy hadn’t even been gone 5 months. Ozzy walked closer to the door. The Velvet Note. Even the name was small. He stepped inside. The room was small, too. Maybe 50 people.

He moved to a corner in the back, sat down and looked at the stage from beneath his glasses. The young man on stage was in his early twenties, tall, skinny, brown hair falling into his face. He was gripping the microphone too tightly and Ozzy recognized that grip. It wasn’t so much stage fright as a head that was somewhere else entirely.

The song went on. Jesse butchered another chorus. As Ozzy watched, murmurs started rising from every corner of the room. At the next table, the woman whispered something to her husband. Someone else muttered, “Do this kid a favor and get him off the stage.” Jesse took three more breaths and went into the fourth chorus, his voice trembling.

He tried to hold a note. He couldn’t. From the corner table, the bald man shouted again, “That’s enough. This deserves a refund.” Jesse pulled his hand off the microphone and looked down. Tyler, the bass player, didn’t know what to do. The drummer kept playing because what else could he do? Ozzy sat there and thought for a moment.

He could almost see Sharon in his head about to say, “Ozzy, mind your own business. Stay out of other people’s.” It was one of those sentences he’d heard his whole life, but ignoring that very sentence his whole life was exactly why he’d become Ozzy Osbourne in the first place. He stood up slowly and walked toward the stage down the narrow aisle in the middle of the room.

Two steps from the stage, Jesse slumped over the microphone, looked up and saw the older man in glasses. His first thought was that this was some drunk trying to climb up onto the stage. Jesse whispered to him, “Sir, please, you can’t come up here.” Ozzy leaned in slightly toward the microphone and adjusted his cap. Then with that famous Birmingham accent and a tired smile, in a voice that carried to every corner of the room, he said, “Mate, sorry about this.

This song’s awfully close to my heart. Mind if I sing just one chorus?” Jesse froze. He still hadn’t figured out who the man was, but there was something in that voice, a familiarity he couldn’t place. Just a few feet away, Tyler, the bass player, was suddenly staring at Ozzy, his eyes wide as saucers, his mouth hanging open.

The drummer was still playing and the chord change was coming up. Not knowing what else to do, Jesse tilted the microphone slightly toward Ozzy. Ozzy leaned in and shared half the microphone with him. Every corner of the room had now turned towards the stage. The chord change came and Ozzy began to sing.

That voice, the kind only one person in the world could have, rose up. I’m coming home. Someone in the room stood up, then another, then everyone. Jesse looked at the man’s face, then at the microphone, then back at the man’s face. And then it hit him. The man standing right beside the microphone was Ozzy Osbourne.

The man whose poster had hung on his bedroom wall for years, the man whose concert he and his mother had watched together on tape back before she got sick. Right now, 6 in away from him, he was singing his own song with him. Ozzy turned his head slightly toward him and winked in a way nobody could see from behind those glasses.

Keep going, mate. You started this. He whispered right before the chord change. Jesse gripped the microphone firmly, but this time his head wasn’t somewhere else. It was right here. On the next chorus, his voice rose, clean and deep. Tyler, the bass player, was playing with tears in his eyes.

The drummer caught the rhythm, steadier, more confident. Jesse and Ozzy brought their voices together on the final chorus. Jesse on the upper octave, Ozzy on the lower. When the two voices came together, the 50 people in that room heard something they’d never heard before. Mama, I’m coming home. The old ballad Lemmy had written.

The song that had been butchered just 10 minutes earlier had now turned into something like a redemption. When the song ended, nobody moved for 3 seconds. Then the applause erupted. Jesse bowed, tears running down his face. Ozzy stepped back slightly and let the stage belong to Jesse. Tony, the owner, came running out from behind the bar, his hands on his head. Mr. Osbourne, I we I had no idea.

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