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Music Snob Told Billy Joel & Ozzy Osbourne “Real Music Isn’t For You” — Until They Started Singing

A few minutes later, when Aussie arrived, the two of them embraced silently. “This morning, Sharon told me,” Aussie began as soon as he sat down. “Aussie, call me the second you get there, because I can’t imagine a single day when you wouldn’t get lost in Beverly Hills.” “And I said, ‘Sharon, love, I’m meeting Billy.

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It’s not the Amazon I’m heading to.'” Billy laughed. As they were leaving the cafe, they checked the time. Their studio booking was at 2:00 in the afternoon. They had more than an hour. “What should we do till then?” Billy asked. Aussie shrugged. “Let’s walk,” he said. “I miss strolling around like a normal person.” Then they began walking slowly toward the southern end of Canyon Drive.

After two blocks, halfway down the street, they came across a small display window. Inside it was a handmade violin, and behind that, a glossy black Steinway baby grand. Above the window, a black wooden sign. Billy stopped. “Aussie, look at that,” he said. “There’s a 1923 Steinway in there. Let’s take a look for a minute.

Ozzie tilted his head and peered into the window. You know I don’t know much about instruments, mate. He said, but if you want to go in, I’ll look around, too. When the little bell above the door rang, Matthew was studying a Brahms score behind the counter. He looked up. The two men who had just walked in could, by his 30-year-old rule, be summed up in a single word. Random.

One of them looked like an aging American retiree, worn cashmere sweater, no on his face, a cap on his head. The other was even stranger. Round glasses, a faded black t-shirt, and an Aston Villa cap. Matthew completed his assessment within 30 seconds. Neither of these two had the money to buy a 1923 Steinway.

He set the score down gently and stepped out from behind the counter. Welcome, gentlemen. He said, his voice beyond cold. Is there something I can help you with, or are you just looking around? Just looking, thank you. Billy said in a soft tone. He stepped over to the Steinway and ran his fingers gently along the lid.

This must be a 1923, right? Did the owner bring it over from New York? Matthew pushed his glasses up slightly. The technical accuracy of the question had caught him a little off guard, but his face didn’t change. 1923, yes. He replied. Hamburg made. The owner brought it from New York to California in 1962. $35,000.

Billy nodded, impressed. Meanwhile, Ozzie was standing at the back corner of the shop in front of a display case looking at an old wooden accordion inside. Mate. He called out to Billy. This one looks like a fancy piece. The moment Matthew heard the tone of Ozzie’s voice, everything became clear. This man was either a tourist or a nightclub singer.

He had a British accent, but in Beverly Hills, accents were already a brand of their own. Matthew returned behind the counter and raising his voice just slightly, but still politely, spoke up. Sir, the accordion in the display case is a Marcello Cooperativa Sociale piece, $22,000. The owner had it made in Milan in 1958. Ozzie turned, looking at Matthew over the top of his glasses.

$22,000 for an accordion? Bloody hell. Matthew’s lips pursed slightly. Sir, it’s a very special instrument. He said, “Not something everyone can appreciate. Do you play the accordion?” Ozzie shook his head. The only thing I can play is a bit of harmonica, and even that’s rubbish. Vocals are more my thing.

Matthew responded to this with a polite smile. Vocals, he said, with a hint of mockery so faint it might have gone unnoticed. A lot of people claim to be vocalists, but singing, sir, means 30 years of conservatory discipline, breath control, resonance points, proper structuring of the phrase. Singing Schubert’s Lieder is one thing, shouting into a microphone on a Las Vegas stage is another.

Billy, meanwhile, was touching the Steinway’s keys gently, but didn’t say a word. I myself have listened to nothing but classical music for the past 30 years, Matthew continued, his eyes fixed on Ozzie. Schubert, Schumann, Brahms, Wagner. Everything else, rock, pop, jazz, metal, is just noise to me.

It isn’t singing, it’s the collapse of singing. Ozzie slowly tilted his head to the side. Years ago, behind a counter in Birmingham, a man had told him, “You’re not a musician, you’re a street kid.” He had been 19 at the time. He had never forgotten it. The same tone, the same arrogance, the same look at the shoes. Billy lifted his finger from the piano’s keys and turned around.

Excuse me, sir. He said, “I heard you say you love Schubert. Which of his leader are your favorites?” Matthew’s face changed in that instant. For 30 years he had been waiting for a customer who would strike up a conversation about classical music in his shop. “One of Schubert’s greatest works is the Schwanengesang cycle.

” He said excitedly. “Especially Ständchen, the serenade. Fischer-Dieskau’s 1972 recording with Gerald Moore is for me the final summit of music.” Billy nodded with admiration. “Fischer-Dieskau’s 1972 recording, Deutsche Grammophon.” He confirmed. “I keep that recording at home myself.” Matthew’s features softened a little.

This man, it seemed, was different from what he had assumed. “Would I be wrong to say you’re a musician?” He asked. Billy smiled. “Just a little.” “A little.” Matthew repeated. The softness in his voice had pulled back. “Everyone who plays a little piano tries to play Ständchen, sir. But singing that song is another matter entirely.

The vocal line Schubert wrote moves across 92 tones with seven transitions. Even half of modern classical vocalists get stuck on those phrases. Las Vegas style singers can’t even come close.” The remark was polite, but unmistakably aimed at Aussie. Aussie had just turned away from the accordion and come over to stand beside Billy.

He had heard Matthew’s last sentence. He looked at Billy. Billy looked back at him. For a moment a wordless conversation passed between them. 40 years of friendship can produce a look like that. Then Aussie turned his head toward Matthew. “Sir.” He said. His voice was low, but it could be heard from every corner of the shop. “We actually came in here today just to pass an hour, but since we’re on the subject of Ständchen, with your permission, let me show you something.

” Matthew didn’t know what to say. Billy was already taking his place behind the Steinway, but he didn’t start playing yet. First, he looked at Ozzy and gave a small nod. Ozzy nodded back. The shop was completely silent. Behind the counter, Matthew had frozen, his mouth half open, as if it wanted to say something but couldn’t.

The other two customers, a middle-aged woman and a young man holding a double bass bow, turned their heads. The midday traffic on Canyon Drive hummed faintly in the distance. The air conditioning whispered, but inside the shop, all sound had been cut. Ozzy slid his hands into his pockets and pushed his cap back slightly on his head. Then he closed his eyes.

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